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Friday, April 27, 2012
Thursday, April 26, 2012
It's Draft Time, baby!
Tonight countless hours of analyzing stats and video comes down to one thing...THE NFL DRAFT.
I know I'm ready to revamp my fantasy team with some new blood. We already know where Andrew Luck is going, *cough* Indy Colts *cough*, what about all the other young athletes?
Watch tonight at 8pm EST/ 7pm CST on ESPN.
ESPN has even provided a hilarious guide to draft prospects.
xo SBF
UPDATE: Here's a link of what's going on with the draft, real time.
I know I'm ready to revamp my fantasy team with some new blood. We already know where Andrew Luck is going, *cough* Indy Colts *cough*, what about all the other young athletes?
Watch tonight at 8pm EST/ 7pm CST on ESPN.
ESPN has even provided a hilarious guide to draft prospects.
xo SBF
UPDATE: Here's a link of what's going on with the draft, real time.
DMX and his Mama - Couples Therapy
If ya'll been watching VH1 Couples Therapy, then you know that Earl Simmons aka DMX has thought he was abandoned and unloved.
Peep what happened last night when they confronted each other. #YOLO
Get More: Couples Therapy
Thursday Throwback - pt 2
I just couldn't choose between this song and the one I just posted for the Thursday Throwback. I'm wondering if a DJ could do a nice little mix with this song. Anyway, you know I can't just give it to you. So here are you're clues:
1. a boy band...kinda
2. debuted on Geffen Records circa 1994
3. R.I.P Heavy D
Peep it after the jump.
1. a boy band...kinda
2. debuted on Geffen Records circa 1994
3. R.I.P Heavy D
Peep it after the jump.
Thursday Throwback Music Video
Can't decide on just one so this is the part 1 of 2. See if you can guess from the following details:
1. dropped in 2000
2. a florida rapper that is currently M.I.A
3. features a female rapper that should have blown up like Minaj, but her lyrics made/make too much sense.
Peep the video after the jump.
Dear SBF
Dear SBF,
I am 17 yrs old. I am a beautiful black yung woman from the 708!
I been talkin to this dude I met at my cuz house a few weeks ago. He wuz there wit my cuz's man but he wuz real quiet & didnt say 2 much. At the party he only said enuf words to me to get my facebook & cell #.
We been talkin everyday but since this weekend and some real funny **** he said I dont think Ima talk to him anytime soon. He told me that he only talks to girls wit there real hair. He said he could never be wit a girl that is rockin a weave or any kind of beauty store yaki. I know he was trying to be funny, but I rock some nice little extensions. I like em & they look good that's all I care about. Before he said all that we were vibin. I haven't really said much since this weekend. Should I even bother telling him how I feel, cuz we might be able to work it out?
ps when my cuz's man intro'd me to him, he called him token. what does that mean?
Help please. He's fine and I'm single.
- yes it's yaki
Dear Yes It's Yaki -
I'm not gonna sugar coat, I'll be straight up and down with you. Why would you compromise or change yourself to be with some dude who is probably just looking for a girl that does not have brown skin? I'm not saying all black girls wear a weave, extension, or some kind of extra hair product found at the local BSupply, but C'Mon! At least 7 times outta 10, you are gonna meet a pretty or ugly or nice or rude black girl with some kinda piece glued/sewn/fused/clipped/braided into/onto her hair.
Cut your losses boo boo! At least you know up front that he wants to act funny. What's even funnier is that there are a lot of girls without brown skin that rock some of the most ratchet looking weaves. Ok, I'm getting off subject. As for token, have you ever watched South Park? There's a character named Token. He's the only black kid in their class. So, he must be used to hanging out with people who lack color to their skin.
Yaki, don't tell him a damn thing. Chunk up the deuces, and keep it moving. Just be glad that he was upfront with his preference. He saved you a lot of time, money, and energy.
Pat that weave girl!
Here's The Bullshit You Can't
From news you can use to the bullshit you can't...
1. Kim K gets womped womped with the leak of nude pics courtesy of thedirty.com. It's super obvi that this picture is B.B.J (before boob job). Click here for the NSFW pic.
2. While I'm on the subject, hip hop mogul, Jay-Z has told his good buddy Kanye West to keep Miss Kardashian away from all things Carter. At Carmelo Anthony's Dinner hosted by Audemars Piguet , Monday night, Jay And Bey waited in the vehicle until the controversial pair left the building.
3. Here's a video of Wiz Khalifa (before his arrest for possession in Nashville) on the Breakfast Club talking about his beef with Waka Flocka Flame and his lady being a whore slore.
xo SBF
1. Kim K gets womped womped with the leak of nude pics courtesy of thedirty.com. It's super obvi that this picture is B.B.J (before boob job). Click here for the NSFW pic.
Kanye (looking mad) and Kim K @ Audemar Piguet for a dinner honoring Carmelo. |
3. Here's a video of Wiz Khalifa (before his arrest for possession in Nashville) on the Breakfast Club talking about his beef with Waka Flocka Flame and his lady being a whore slore.
xo SBF
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Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Celebrity Rehab is TONIGHT!
For years, I have been a fan of DMX. The barking, crotch rockets, movies (Belly is my movie!), emotional prayer rap diatribes, all of it. It's been sad to watch him struggle with drug and sex addiction, but it's also been something I've joked about (dude can't stay outta jail). However, last week on VH1's Couple's Therapy, watching DMX ugly cry was just too much. The years of pain that he's carried with them all because of mom was so raw and moving. Tonight he's actually gonna confront his mom, and I cannot wait to see if she can answer for all the wrongs she's done to such a talented human being.
What do you think of the other couples? Extra lame? Angelina and her chef dude need to just quit. Linda Hogan....ummmm. I'm not even gonna touch grandma. Along with the others they are just background noise for the Simmons.
Here's a link to the last episode.
xo SBF
What do you think of the other couples? Extra lame? Angelina and her chef dude need to just quit. Linda Hogan....ummmm. I'm not even gonna touch grandma. Along with the others they are just background noise for the Simmons.
Here's a link to the last episode.
xo SBF
Barack Obama
I love that even though he is the Commander in Chief, he still is Barack Obama. Moral of the story, don't lose yourself in your job.
xo SBF
xo SBF
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